Cybersecurity Systems and Smart Software: The Dorito Threat
November 19, 2025
Another short essay from a real and still-alive dinobaby. If you see an image, we used AI. The dinobaby is not an artist like Grandma Moses.
My doctor warned me about Doritos. “Don’t eat them!” he said. “I don’t,” I said. “Maybe Cheetos once every three or four months, but no Doritos. They suck and turn my tongue a weird but somewhat Apple-like orange.”
But Doritos are a problem for smart cybersecurity. The company with the Dorito blind spot is allegedly Omnilert. The firm codes up smart software to spot weapons that shoot bullets. Knives, camp shovels, and sharp edged credit cards probably not. But it seems Omnilert is watching for Doritos.
Thanks, MidJourney. Good enough even though you ignored the details in my prompt.
I learned about this from the article “AI Alert System That Mistook Student’s Doritos for a Gun Shuts Down Another School.” The write up says as actual factual:
An AI security platform that recently mistook a bag of Doritos for a firearm has triggered another false alarm, forcing police to sweep a Baltimore County high school.
But that’s not the first such incident. According to the article:
The incident comes only weeks after Omnilert falsely identified a 16-year-old Kenwood High School student’s Doritos bag as a gun, leading armed officers to swarm him outside the building. The company later admitted that alert was a “false positive” but insisted the system still “functioned as intended,” arguing that its role is to quickly escalate cases for human review.
At a couple of the law enforcement conferences I have attended this year, I heard about some false positives for audio centric systems. These use fancy dancing triangulation algorithms to pinpoint (so the marketing collateral goes) the location of a gun shot in an urban setting. The only problem is that the smart systems gets confused when autos backfire, a young at heart person sets off a fire cracker, or someone stomps on an unopenable bag of overpriced potato chips. Stomp right and the sound is similar to a demonstration in a Yee Yee Life YouTube video.
I learned that some folks are asking questions about smart cybersecurity systems, even smarter software, and the confusion between a weapon that can kill a person quick and a bag of Doritos that poses, according to my physician, a deadly but long term risk.
Observations:
- What happens when smart software makes such errors when diagnosing a treatment for an injured child?
- What happens when the organizations purchasing smart cyber systems realize that old time snake oil marketing is alive and well in certain situations?
- What happens when the procurement professionals at a school district just want to procure fast and trust technology?
Good questions.
Stephen E Arnold, November 19, 2025
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