If AI Is the New Polyester, Who Is the New Leisure Suit Larry?
June 19, 2025
“GenAI Is Our Polyester” makes an insightful observation; to wit:
This class bias imbued polyester with a negative status value that made it ultimately look ugly. John Waters could conjure up an intense feeling of kitsch by just naming his film Polyester.
As a dinobaby, I absolutely loved polyester. The smooth silky skin feel, the wrinkle-free garments, and the disco gleam — clothing perfection. The cited essay suggests that smart software is ugly and kitschy. I think the observation misses the mark. Let’s assume I agree that synthetic content, hallucinations, and a massive money bonfire. The write up ignores an important question: Who is the Leisure Suit Larry for the AI adherents.
Is it Sam (AI Man) Altman, who raises money for assorted projects including an everything application which will be infused with smart software? He certain is a credible contender with impressive credentials. He was fired by his firm’s Board of Directors, only to return a couple of days later, and then found time to spat with Microsoft Corp., the firm which caused Google to declare a Red Alert in early 2023 because Microsoft was winning the AI PR and marketing battle with the online advertising venor.
Is it Satya Nadella, a manager who converted Word into smart software with the same dexterity, Azure and its cloud services became the poster child for secure enterprise services? Mr. Nadella garnered additional credentials by hiring adversaries of Sam (AI-Man) and pumping significant sums into smart software only to reverse course and trim spending. But the apex achievement of Mr. Nadella was the infusion of AI into the ASCII editor Notepad. Truly revolutionary.
Is it Elon (Dogefather) Musk, who in a span of six months has blown up Tesla sales, rocket ships, and numerous government professionals lives? Like Sam Altman, Mr. Must wants to create an AI-infused AI app to blast xAI, X.com, and Grok into hyper-revenue space. The allegations of personal tension between Messrs. Musk and Altman illustrate the sophisticated of professional interaction in the AI datasphere.
Is it Sundar Pinchai, captain of the Google? The Google has been rolling out AI innovations more rapidly than Philz Coffee pushes out lattes. Indeed, the names of the products, the pricing tiers, the actual functions of these AI products challenge some Googlers to keep each distinct. The Google machine produces marketing about its AI from manufacturing chips to avoid the Nvidia tax to “doing” science with AI to fixing up one’s email.
Is it Mark Zukerberg, who seeks to make Facebook a retail outlet as well as a purveyor of services to bring people together. Mr. Zuckerberg wants to engage in war fighting as part of his “bringing together” vision for Meta and Andruil, a Department of Defense contractor. Mr. Zuckerberg’s AI infused version of the fabled Google Glass combined with AI content moderation to ensure safeguards for Facebook’s billions of users is a bold step iin compliance and cost reduction.
These are my top four candidates for the GenAI’s Leisure Suit Larry. Will the game be produced by Nintendo, the Call of Duty crowd, or an independent content creator? Will it offer in-game purchases of valid (non hallucinated outputs) or will it award the Leisure Coin, a form of crypto tailored to fit like a polyester leisure suit from the late 1970s?
The cited article asserts:
But the historical rejection of polyester gives me hope. Humans ultimately are built to pursue value, and create it where it doesn’t exist. When small groups invent new sources of value, others notice and want in. The more that the economy embraces synthetic culture, the more we’ll be primed for a revival of non-synthetic culture. But this is where you come in: We have to be ready to fully embrace this return of human-made art. Our generation’s polyester salespeople are not deep thinkers and they don’t care about the externalities of what they’re doing. They’re here to sell us polyester. We don’t have to buy it, but more importantly, we don’t have to feel bad about not buying it.
I don’t agree. The AI polyester is going to stick like a synthetic shirt on a hot day at the iguana farm in Roatan in June. But that polyester will be care free. The AI Leisure Suit Sam, Elon, Satya, Mark, or Sundar will definitely wrinkle free and visible in hallucinogenic colors.
Stephen E Arnold, June 19, 2025
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