Tesla Misses Cat and Kills a Female Dinobaby
June 30, 2026
Another dinobaby post. No AI unless it is an image. This dinobaby is not Grandma Moses, just Grandpa Arnold.
My MSN.com newsfeed spit out this item from Times Now. The story’s title? “Tesla on Autopilot Crashes into Texas Home, Elderly Woman Killed in Accident.” (Note: If the link is dead, don’t complain to me. Microsofties created the problem. Call that estimable firm.) I am confident that the marketing and legal professionals will be able to explain this minor mishap. But let’s look at the article, shall we? The write up says:
A 76-year-old woman died after a Tesla car on self-drive crashed into a house in Texas in the United States on Friday night (local time). According to reports, a man named Michael Butler was travelling in his Tesla Model 3 in Texas’ Katy. He was reportedly operating with an automated driving assistance system,” the Harris County Sheriff’s Office said in a statement as reported by ABC News.
This is somewhat tortured AI-type of “real news.” Let’s fix it up a bit. First, in the house was a female dinobaby. I know what 82 year old dinobabies do when sitting in my house. I nap. I fiddle with my loathsome Kindle. I nap some more. I check out what the local weather person predicts about tomorrow’s weather. I nap. Therefore, I assume that the female dinobaby was in a similar mode. She probably tossed in a phone call to a friend or did some doom scrolling. (Little did she know.)
A dude name Mike was chilling as the Tesla, Musk-certified smart software handled the routine task of staying in a lane, trusting the “automated driving assistance system.” Then, a little boo boo.
The write up notes:
Butler failed to drive in a single lane. He left the roadway and struck the residence. “Butler’s Tesla entered through the brick residence at a high rate of speed and struck M. Avila who was inside the residence,” the sheriff’s office said in a statement, as quoted by the media house.
The news story includes a snapshot of a somewhat dated looking Tesla parked in the front yard of the female dinobaby’s residence. It appears that the Tesla drove up the front steps and smashed into the structure via the front door. Surprise!
Several observations:
- No cat in the Mission. A dinobaby at home. That ups the stakes in the smart car game in my opinion.
- The explanations are not yet available to me. I am curious about what the Texas bro and the Musk talks output about the incident.
- How does smart software stay in a lane and then end up in the front yard of a house?
Net net: I prefer to drive a cheap vehicle with anything “smart” disabled. Just sayin’ that this dinobaby does not want to die via a Silicon Valley low percentage event.
Stephen E Arnold, June 30, 2026
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