The Zuckster and His Tent Erections
June 12, 2026
Another dinobaby post. No AI unless it is an image. This dinobaby is not Grandma Moses, just Grandpa Arnold.
Construction is a hassle. Build a traditional data center, and it takes time. Time means people can organize, protest, and become creatures who do not get with the program. Here’s the problem: How can one stand up a data center faster than filing for a zoning permit?
The article “Meta Putting Up Tents Across the US to House AI servers, Like ‘a Scene Out of the Movie Mad Max’ — Structures Take Three Months to Build and Use Jet Engines for Power” provides a solution:
Meta has moved from building traditional structures for its data centers to putting up tents across the U.S. and sticking AI servers inside them.
Mark is a move fast and break things type of guy. Some tents cover 125,000 square feet. Once permits are filed, the tent-like structures are ready for their hardware. The write up points out that Elon Musk allegedly built a data center in 19 days. The original zuck-it dude, wants a fleet of these puppies in three weeks. Cowards like Google[type firms can waste up to four years. The speedsters named Elon and Mark have a better idea.
What body part responds to 30 cycles per second? This family learns about resonant frequencies when the data center turbines fire up. Thanks, MidJourney. Good enough and semi-tasteful.
How does one power 300,000 square feet of data centers? If you said, “Plug it in,” you are behind the times. The approach is “behind the meter”. The article reports:
Another factor that allowed Meta to bring its data centers online at a much faster pace is its use of “behind-the-meter” power, in which the company installed its own turbines to produce power on-site rather than relying on grid power. This is similar to what Musk did with his Memphis Supercluster, which he initially powered with portable power generators. However, Meta’s turbines would be a permanent feature on the Ohio site, as it’s designed to run independently of the power grid.
I like the inclusion that the zucked up approach is compared to a scene in a Mad Max film. That’s a good analogy, but I think it fails to capture the thrill of living near the turbines buzzing and humming 24×7. If you paid attention in physics, you may recall that certain frequencies are not audible to the human ear, but certain body parts can resonate to these frequencies. One of the more interesting body parts affected relates to bodily functions. In some conditions, the consequences can be interesting and often unexpected. The brown note is four to five hertz, the sweet spot for intestinal resonance.
Meta’s PR professionals struggle to understand why the Zuck’s public image is not as sparkling as the Zuck would like. With the termination methods, the yachts in city harbors, and the tents plus turbines, I too wonder why more people don’t recognize the Zuck as the master of the universe, digital emperor, and creator of chaos that he is.
Net net: Zuck him.
Stephen E Arnold, June 12, 2026
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